From Twitter 04-29-2011

• 00:35:18: @yourgirlnxtdoor the door swells in humidity & wont even close all the way. but i have no where to go
  
• 01:49:22: @yourgirlnxtdoor i'm nervous, but the only reason for someone to do this is mess with my head
  
• 01:53:43: durn i slept thru jimmy fallon again
  
• 01:58:52: @yourgirlnxtdoor i dont really know what to do. it's not like i can call the police
  
• 02:00:50: on this ep of The First 48, at a time of stress 2 diff young black men withdrew into their t-shirt like a turtle
  
• 02:50:42: @yourgirlnxtdoor yeah options would be nice
  
• 02:55:52: @yourgirlnxtdoor thanx for your concern! yes my phone is charging right here beside me. nitey nite
  
• 02:59:01: #shutup #miller! you've been making mean and nasty commercials for decades
  
• 08:27:23: now that #KateMiddleton has landed her man, i hope she'll gain a few pounds & get a tiny bit more voluptuous
  
• 10:03:49: @davesib that door is never open. it sticks and has to be pushed to be opened
  
• 10:05:16: @davesib she is fantastically beautiful!
  
• 10:22:44: so the other day i heard news predicting that gas prices had peaked, & i told the regular McDonalds crowd that Wed to many hoots & hollers
  
• 10:24:05: @yourgirlnxtdoor yes i'm fine. if someone was actually in here, i have no reason to think it was more than a gag. i mean, stealing shampoo!
  
• 10:31:00: @yourgirlnxtdoor absolutely! a tweet from my housesitter just told me the door to a storage room was open the whole time. it is never open
  
• 12:00:05: so my catsitter just called. he didnt/wouldnt/couldnt notice anything about shampoo bottles--i have about 150 bottles, its something i hoard
  
• 12:01:40: but my catsitter had noticed the door to the storage room, full of girlie magazines, was open, it had always been closed on prev visits
  
• 12:03:35: i have also noticed that 2 drawers around the house were left open. i couldve left them open myself, but...
  
• 13:52:18: @yourgirlnxtdoor thanx for your concern, K., i'll ask my neighbors if they saw anything but i'm going to try not to worry
  
• 14:22:47: The marginalization of a president: Will it end with Obama? - http://bit.ly/meom9A #cnn
  
• 14:24:11: unfortunately #ChelseaHandler isnt very funny
  
• 14:26:36: @MzStarrBurst and here i once used #ChelseaHandler as an example of a pretty comedian
  
• 14:32:32: @MzStarrBurst at first i really thought she was funny, but now i only react to the dirty stuff she says
  
• 18:57:20: i'm in Jackson OH at the visitation for a friend, fellow Lion, & Past District Governor
  
• 18:58:01: rode up here with 6 others
  
• 18:59:03: we had a good time on the ride, tho the evils of smoking did come up for discussion
  
• 19:00:41: they mentioned how the kids & clothes & cars of smokers reek, even while conceding that I, a smoker, do not smell like smoke
  
• 19:02:47: i had to get some cash before boarding. my friend Jeannie called while i was at walmart & convo lasted until i got home & changed clothes!
  
• 20:36:52: @yourgirlnxtdoor no, nothing new. i havent caught all my neighbors yet
  

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