Fron Twitter 05.16.2012

2012-05-16 09:53:51 (EDT)
@DyNama: #CrystalLightEnergy takes out the #sugar, which really does give one energy, and puts in some chemical stimulant?


2012-05-16 10:10:45 (EDT)
@DyNama: "it's not bad for you, it just tastes that way." so any food that tastes good is presumed to be bad for you?


2012-05-16 13:08:39 (EDT)
@DyNama: i almost witnessed a traffic accident on sunday, couldnt find any details until 2day in sheriff's accident report online


2012-05-16 13:09:49 (EDT)
@DyNama: searched internet for 1 driver's name, found he'd been quoted in a local newspaper just the day before the accident


2012-05-16 13:11:56 (EDT)
@DyNama: i think it is he. he's an obstetrician, 54yrs old, celebrating "30yrs in practice"


2012-05-16 13:18:31 (EDT)
@DyNama: according to the accident report, oncoming pickup crossed center line, car swerved off road, overcorrected onto the road & sideswiped a car


2012-05-16 13:21:52 (EDT)
@DyNama: the pickup left the scene, original car ended up in left ditch, 2nd car perpendicular in middle of road


2012-05-16 13:26:02 (EDT)
@DyNama: #cbs cancels "Unforgettable" and "A Gifted Man". damn. also cancelled "CSI: MIami" and "NYC22"


2012-05-16 13:28:02 (EDT)
@DyNama: #CBS moves "The #Mentalist" to Sunday at 10p. i will follow it but i dont like it


2012-05-16 13:29:42 (EDT)
@DyNama: u dont believe in Love? RT @ imthecrankygirl: who in their fucking right mind gets married before they are 21 and isnt knocked up?


2012-05-16 13:32:25 (EDT)
@imTheCrankyGirl: @DyNama i believe in experiencing life


2012-05-16 13:32:06 (EDT)
@DyNama: #shutup about "largest tax increase in history"! every time the phrase is used, is it adjusted for inflation?


2012-05-16 13:43:26 (EDT)
@DyNama: @imthecrankygirl dont couples experience life together? i've never married so i wouldnt know :)


2012-05-16 13:44:57 (EDT)
@imTheCrankyGirl: @DyNama they do. but its not the same. you dont make your own decisions. you makes choices together.


2012-05-16 13:45:14 (EDT)
@imTheCrankyGirl: @DyNama also.. how many 21y/os know shit about life?


2012-05-16 13:53:25 (EDT)
@DyNama: #shutup #energysavers۰gov! everyone who ever had an EZ-Bake Oven knows light bulbs put off heat


2012-05-16 13:55:34 (EDT)
@DyNama: @imthecrankygirl my parents married at 20 and didnt know shit, that's for sure. they went bankrupt in 5yrs


2012-05-16 13:56:33 (EDT)
@DyNama: @imthecrankygirl but they're still together, 60yrs later


2012-05-16 13:57:00 (EDT)
@imTheCrankyGirl: @DyNama times were much different then too.. that was normal.


2012-05-16 13:57:25 (EDT)
@imTheCrankyGirl: @DyNama people didnt get their masters and phd. traveling the world meant you had an abundance of wealth.


2012-05-16 14:05:43 (EDT)
@DyNama: @imthecrankygirl i actually agree, go experience life--back then we called that "finding yourself"


2012-05-16 14:07:37 (EDT)
@imTheCrankyGirl: @DyNama exactly! sew the wild oats!


2012-05-16 14:35:59 (EDT)
@DyNama: when i tell a story, i'm not actually asking for advice


2012-05-16 14:41:24 (EDT)
@DyNama: actually @AshleighBanfield, only 1 of the 3 credit rating services lowered the rating of America


2012-05-16 14:46:12 (EDT)
@DyNama: actually @CNNAshleigh, only 1 of the 3 credit rating services lowered the rating of America


2012-05-16 14:48:18 (EDT)
@DyNama: (and they've not yet been charged for their roles in the 2008 economic meltdown, @CNNAshleigh!)


2012-05-16 15:06:26 (EDT)
@DyNama: @alisonkosikcnn werent there previous "fitness" shoes, like the Earth Shoe back in the 70s?


2012-05-16 16:57:20 (EDT)
@DyNama: "President Romney" Would Turn Back The Clock On Women http://t.co/bKXis5j8 via @rollingstone


2012-05-16 17:01:27 (EDT)
@DyNama: "President Romney" would force raped women to carry the baby of her attacker - http://t.co/bKXis5j8 via @RollingStone


2012-05-16 19:56:13 (EDT)
@DyNama: #shutup #Bud! "they" dont say you cant mix business with pleasure, they say you *shouldnt*!


2012-05-16 20:11:47 (EDT)
@DyNama: #Koalas eat leaves 5hrs a day, a low calorie meal that takes days to digest, required them to evolve daily lethargic periods


2012-05-16 20:15:31 (EDT)
@DyNama: why do conservatives insist on drug-testing welfare recipients? they dont deserve food?


2012-05-16 20:21:12 (EDT)
@DyNama: #Queensland forests are disappearing at the same rate as the # Amazon's


2012-05-16 20:38:36 (EDT)
@DyNama: the #STD #Chlamydia is rampant among #Queensland #koalas ~@PBS


2012-05-17 00:10:23 (EDT)
@DyNama: the money that "University of Farmers" (Insurance) spends on very questionable lessons for future agents! even renting a chimp!


2012-05-17 00:44:25 (EDT)
@DyNama: hahaha! RT @chicky_hip: Does this stress make me look fat?


2012-05-17 01:42:09 (EDT)
@Chicky_Hip: @DyNama It works only when you say it out loud, right?


2012-05-17 02:05:13 (EDT)
@DyNama: gawd i luv #CarrieUnderwood wearing 4" stilleto heels while pretending to be on a beach in a commercial!


2012-05-17 02:07:28 (EDT)
@Tim_in_CT: @dynama You have that COLD BEER yet with your Dad?


2012-05-17 02:37:07 (EDT)
@DyNama: @chicky_hip yep, pretty clever. out loud it's funny twice!


2012-05-17 02:37:53 (EDT)
@DyNama: @tim_in_ct nope, we're still 1200 miles apart


2012-05-17 02:59:32 (EDT)
@DyNama: i forget what #CarrieUnderwood is advertising tho


2012-05-17 03:01:36 (EDT)
@DyNama: i cant for the life of me understand why ppl commit #suicide