From Twitter 04-29-2011

• 00:35:18: @yourgirlnxtdoor the door swells in humidity & wont even close all the way. but i have no where to go
  
• 01:49:22: @yourgirlnxtdoor i'm nervous, but the only reason for someone to do this is mess with my head
  
• 01:53:43: durn i slept thru jimmy fallon again
  
• 01:58:52: @yourgirlnxtdoor i dont really know what to do. it's not like i can call the police
  
• 02:00:50: on this ep of The First 48, at a time of stress 2 diff young black men withdrew into their t-shirt like a turtle
  
• 02:50:42: @yourgirlnxtdoor yeah options would be nice
  
• 02:55:52: @yourgirlnxtdoor thanx for your concern! yes my phone is charging right here beside me. nitey nite
  
• 02:59:01: #shutup #miller! you've been making mean and nasty commercials for decades
  
• 08:27:23: now that #KateMiddleton has landed her man, i hope she'll gain a few pounds & get a tiny bit more voluptuous
  
• 10:03:49: @davesib that door is never open. it sticks and has to be pushed to be opened
  
• 10:05:16: @davesib she is fantastically beautiful!
  
• 10:22:44: so the other day i heard news predicting that gas prices had peaked, & i told the regular McDonalds crowd that Wed to many hoots & hollers
  
• 10:24:05: @yourgirlnxtdoor yes i'm fine. if someone was actually in here, i have no reason to think it was more than a gag. i mean, stealing shampoo!
  
• 10:31:00: @yourgirlnxtdoor absolutely! a tweet from my housesitter just told me the door to a storage room was open the whole time. it is never open
  
• 12:00:05: so my catsitter just called. he didnt/wouldnt/couldnt notice anything about shampoo bottles--i have about 150 bottles, its something i hoard
  
• 12:01:40: but my catsitter had noticed the door to the storage room, full of girlie magazines, was open, it had always been closed on prev visits
  
• 12:03:35: i have also noticed that 2 drawers around the house were left open. i couldve left them open myself, but...
  
• 13:52:18: @yourgirlnxtdoor thanx for your concern, K., i'll ask my neighbors if they saw anything but i'm going to try not to worry
  
• 14:22:47: The marginalization of a president: Will it end with Obama? - http://bit.ly/meom9A #cnn
  
• 14:24:11: unfortunately #ChelseaHandler isnt very funny
  
• 14:26:36: @MzStarrBurst and here i once used #ChelseaHandler as an example of a pretty comedian
  
• 14:32:32: @MzStarrBurst at first i really thought she was funny, but now i only react to the dirty stuff she says
  
• 18:57:20: i'm in Jackson OH at the visitation for a friend, fellow Lion, & Past District Governor
  
• 18:58:01: rode up here with 6 others
  
• 18:59:03: we had a good time on the ride, tho the evils of smoking did come up for discussion
  
• 19:00:41: they mentioned how the kids & clothes & cars of smokers reek, even while conceding that I, a smoker, do not smell like smoke
  
• 19:02:47: i had to get some cash before boarding. my friend Jeannie called while i was at walmart & convo lasted until i got home & changed clothes!
  
• 20:36:52: @yourgirlnxtdoor no, nothing new. i havent caught all my neighbors yet
  

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From Twitter 04-28-2011

• 12:08:34: been up since 915a, i've already walked uptown for my 1st post-vacation cup of instant cappuccino. there's no place like home!
  
• 13:34:36: now this is mysterious. i get home from vacation & notice 3 bottles of shampoo are not where they're supposed to be
  
• 13:36:43: i didnt take inventory, it's just they were conspicuous by their absence, a hole in the shelf where they used to be
  
• 13:38:48: the funny thing is that 2 of the bottles are red colored. i have no doubt they just fell off. 1 location under shelf i cant get to easily
  
• 13:40:03: the other is just the floor of the bathroom, but it's not there. oddly enuf, the bottle is square, so how can it roll somewhere?
  
• 13:41:25: the square red bottle is 1 of 4 from lacoupe salon. another 1 of the 4 was off the shelf & a few feet away on the floor when i got home
  
• 13:42:36: that was the conditioner. the shampoo tho was not on the shelf & not on the floor w/the conditioner. i have no idea where it is!
  
• 13:53:00: so a few months ago i got suckered by a nice red bottle of shampoo, thinking the shampoo would be red too. it wasnt.
  
• 13:54:44: it's nothing special, no name, just a beautiful red translucent bottle. i just casually noticed that i cant find that bottle either!
  
• 13:56:06: nobody would steal open bottles of shampoo, it's just funny that 3 red bottles of shampoo are MIA
  
• 14:31:42: @yourgirlnxtdoor i'll say! it's making me a little dizzy!
  
• 14:34:38: @Taby74 it is creepy. my door was unlocked as it has swollen from the humidity & wont even close all the way. but who would steal shampoo?
  
• 14:36:56: there is 1 non-red bottle also conspicuous by it's absence, it was garnier fructis, a bright green bottle
  
• 14:38:16: it was next to a bottle of herbal essences shampoo, both for long hair, on the edge of my bathtub. i suspect they've fallen under the tub
  
• 14:40:00: the 2 shampoo bottles on the edge of the tub were not near the matching conditioners & neither of the conditioner bottles is missing
  
• 14:48:54: why would god not do anything to prevent a tornado but then save ppl in it's path?
  
• 21:27:27: @yourgirlnxtdoor no, not yet, i'm going to mount a comprehensive search soon
  
• 21:32:34: just chaired my #LionsClub mtg, only 4 more left of my term as president
  
• 21:57:28: @yourgirlnxtdoor i bet there's a logical explanation, or it's just coincidence, but it's definitely eerie
  
• 22:00:27: @davesib do you recall the door to the left at the top of the stairs to have been open every time you went upstairs in my house?
  
• 23:35:46: @yourgirlnxtdoor i cant figure it out. 3 bottles of shampoo are just gone
  
• 23:42:35: RT @mental_floss: Chester Arthur was dogged by rumors he was born in Canada. "How a British Subject Became President of the US" was publ ...
  
• 23:46:15: @yourgirlnxtdoor i am freaking out. somebody besides the guy looking after my cats has been in here
  
• 23:50:54: @yourgirlnxtdoor well, no, i cant even lock my doors
  

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From Twitter 04-27-2011

• 02:21:27: so i've been home for about 7hrs. the old black wino bummed a smoke 10min after i got home. my lupus neighbor said come over 2mrro @ noon
  
• 02:23:23: my lawn needs mowed bad, the neighbor boy who does it says his mower is broken
  
• 02:24:42: and i am definitely having allergic conjunctivitis in 1 eye
  
• 03:16:10: RT @claudiajordan: This birth certificate thing is a distraction & a waste of time. Can we tal... http://kvs.co/7u2B
  
• 03:20:36: @claudiajordan http://twitpic.com/4pzyui - delightful!
  
• 12:41:28: @davesib nope, i put away all the food & they were on me in a half hour!
  
• 13:21:40: came over to visit my lupus neighbor at 1245p
  
• 16:31:42: RT @Rickonia: BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...
  
• 16:34:26: RT @moshekasher: When you are dumb, everything sounds condescending.
  
• 16:44:41: RT @RosaRubicondior: Want to Convert an #Atheist? http://goo.gl/01NjI It should be simple. Here's how to do it.
  
• 16:47:12: RT @GStephanopoulos: Since President Obama released his birth certificate, will Donald Trump release his tax returns? http://abcn.ws/hzJbMm
  
• 16:55:15: @craftyred no plans to nurse?
  
• 16:56:30: RT @Ndege: Earth laughs in flowers. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #jussayin
  
• 16:59:22: even if Obama werent born in the US, there is no procedure for removing a Pres who got office by fraud. just ask George W Bush.
  
• 17:05:32: RT @goinglike60: @RobinMeade bunch coming to our house at 3:45 a.m. for wedding viewing. Hats and gloves required. PJs OK.
  
• 17:08:28: RT @Skinny_Princess: Shout out to my new followers. Mention me if I haven't #FollowedBack. #TeamFollowBack #RMF
  
• 17:20:29: @craftyred no maternal urges? biological clock ticking?
  
• 17:52:59: codgers here pretending that "certificate of live birth" is somehow different from "birth certificate"
  
• 17:55:32: I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) http://4sq.com/kqjrcF
  
• 17:57:02: @dazzleeyes i actually did say that! they just scoffed.
  
• 18:20:08: RT @66Betty: FFS! Now the birther distraction is OBAMA'S fault? RE: http://bit.ly/jjlwEq (link via @BoneKnightmare)
  
• 18:23:20: @YeahImAshley that's like the old joke about the woman who found a tampon tucked behind her ear & wondered where her pencil was
  
• 18:49:23: @Twisiren dont go!!!
  
• 18:51:57: cuz they're magnificent! RT @Jenn4Laughs: Why does everyone keep tweeting abt my tits?
  
• 18:54:46: @DCdebbie we'll just stalk you the regular way!
  
• 19:02:13: @yourgirlnxtdoor i totally agree. i'd much rather ride than drive
  
• 19:10:52: @AnnieDuke good luck to Lucy! get well soon!
  
• 19:15:30: i think it amazing that #JonStewart and #StephenColbert make a new show every day
  
• 19:18:10: @wagnerofficial not me, i actually havent heard much about it! certainly not as much coverage as, say, MJ's death
  
• 19:26:56: @wagnerofficial i'm a news junkie! i swear i've only heard a 1-minute story every day, if that, Wags
  
• 19:35:05: @yourgirlnxtdoor when i'm in heavy traffic, i get a literal pain in my neck
  
• 19:44:52: @wagnerofficial i just dont think it's amounted to the same level as Anna Nicole or Natalee Holloway, i'm fed up w/those
  
• 19:54:20: i swear i heard ppl saying they were tired of #RoyalWedding news just 2 days after the engagement announcement
  
• 20:11:13: sila sahin 4: http://t.co/b0O00XR magnificent Turkish actress w/o her burqa...or anything else NSFW
  
• 20:45:35: @yourgirlnxtdoor i would say i'm an adequate driver, never had an accident, but i worry *I* will do something stupid!
  
• 20:46:29: @yourgirlnxtdoor i live in a town of 7,000 so i dont run into heavy traffic very often
  
• 20:51:21: the West didnt learn about Nazi extermination camps until 15Jun1944 in UK, 5 days later in US
  
• 20:53:21: @yourgirlnxtdoor 4million! i'll bet traffic is bad!
  
• 20:55:12: show about Mt St Helens on #PBS #Nova. i find that US volcano fascinating
  
• 20:56:26: i've only seen 1 of the #HarryPotter movies and only 1 of the #LordOfTheRings movies
  
• 20:59:59: @yourgirlnxtdoor my sis-in-law was once stuck in Wash DC traffic so long she ran out of gas!
  
• 21:36:46: @PixieChixie36 i didnt get much out of them! my niece had to keep telling me who the good guys & bad guys were!
  

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

• 01:08:02: 20min break in Tifton GA. gas is $3.64 here
  
• 01:14:36: a long break at 114a #timechk
  
• 01:21:01: we're rolling
  
• 01:23:57: havent really slept much on the bus yet, even tho i shorted myself on sleep the last 2 days
  
• 04:28:37: back at the #Atlanta bus station. i'm doomed!
  
• 05:13:58: nothing's ever smooth at the #Atlanta greyhound bus station: about 1/4 of the floor is closed off for waxing
  
• 05:48:19: guy asked to bum a cigarette, i said i bummed the 1 i was smoking, he asked if i could save him some of it
  
• 05:48:58: i smoked about 1/2 & gave him the rest
  
• 05:51:54: despite my not treating my pink eye for 6 days & still going around touching ppl, no one else got it. highly contagious indeed.
  
• 05:53:48: Edison missed making a fortune on the phonograph player cuz he didnt believe music was a commodity
  
• 06:10:41: i dont really approve of bilingual signs cuz when my grandmother came here almost exactly 100yrs ago, there were no #Hungarian signs for her
  
• 06:38:42: @MagyarMarketing yes Pasaic NJ & Cleveland OH where she lived had large #Hungarian communities. that helped a lot
  
• 06:42:50: no seatmate so far in #Atlanta @greyhoundbus
  
• 06:45:11: i was getting nervous but my @greyhoundbus boarded exactly on time
  
• 06:55:28: @MagyarMarketing my grandma & mom used to make a crepe called polachinta (i dont know how to spell it). also chicken paprika.
  
• 06:57:12: this bus is mostly empty
  
• 07:13:03: @MagyarMarketing nope, i dont cook (i barely can make a sandwich)
  
• 08:34:30: @davesib yes she did
  
• 08:36:14: meal & smoke stop at a @mcdonalds in Dalton GA. gas is $3.65 here
  
• 09:29:01: @davesib we seem to be about 15min behind at the mo
  
• 09:30:00: a quick break at #Chattanooga
  
• 09:39:25: MT @LadyAtheist: Fat Rant - I am fat. I know I’m fat. But I don't know why. I’m 5’ 3.25” over 200 lbs... http://tumblr.com/x0n29tcf3a
  
• 09:41:42: @GreenGoddessVV she did model some, no? they say modeling is hard work!
  
• 09:43:22: @indydina didnt Abe Lincoln say that?
  
• 09:49:24: 8 more hours on the bus
  
• 09:51:39: @indydina my bad, i misread ur tweet as attributing the line to Sheila
  
• 10:16:12: @HereticChick didnt get to spend any time there, just look thru the window while driving by, but it looks nice
  
• 10:17:14: just a loading/unloading stop in Cleveland TN
  
• 10:24:27: @brittfromcle2 i saw an Ulta Beauty down in #florida
  
• 10:39:01: a quick stop in Athens TN. didnt recall an Athens in TN, just the one in GA. oh, and in Greece.
  
• 10:42:11: i care! it's like old times! RT @Taby74: So I managed to get my old name back. Does anyone care? Yeah me neither...
  
• 11:30:34: phone battery will prob be dead before the end of my trip if i dont get some charging
  
• 11:37:28: 20min break in #knoxville TN
  
• 12:00:27: got a few minutes on charging on my phone
  
• 12:01:54: @yourgirlnxtdoor take care, see ya later
  
• 12:08:25: @octoberthehotti giant, eh?
  
• 12:17:06: hitting the road. next stop, London KY, a meal stop
  
• 12:57:41: @yourgirlnxtdoor not too bad. comfortable, not crowded, mostly on schedule. that's about all one can ask!
  
• 12:59:41: up in the #smokeymountains (i presume), at one point there was nothing but trees as far as the eye could see
  
• 13:01:59: too bad the #smokeymountains arent a #rainforest. we'd have some non-endangered ones
  
• 13:11:33: Welcome to #Kentucky!
  
• 13:13:28: my wallpaper on my phone is a pic of a woman who retired from porn & became a h.s. cheerleader coach. land of opportunity!
  
• 13:27:06: sprinkling now, 1st rain i've seen on the ride
  
• 13:28:11: At the bottom of this mine lies a big, big man, Big John.
  
• 13:54:32: having a vanilla shake at #burgerking in #LondonKY
  
• 14:16:53: smoked 1-1/2 in the rain. back on the road. i think this is our last stop before home. only 3 more hours!
  
• 14:18:04: by home i mean getting off the bus. my home is actually another 1-1/2hrs east of #cincinnati
  
• 14:19:11: i'm going to turn off my phone to conserve the battery
  
• 14:57:38: quick bus stop at Berea KY
  
• 14:58:21: clearly i dont have a comprehensive list of all our stops on me
  
• 15:14:15: @105Ross severe weather warning right now? i'm in KY heading to SW ohio
  
• 15:46:20: this is pathetic worrying about my phone battery. i'm going to get another charger-thingy
  
• 15:49:27: i've misplaced my igo charger, charges my phone from AA batteries, or i'd have brot it with me
  
• 15:54:34: getting a smoke in Lexington KY
  
• 15:59:36: i think this driver has driven us since atlanta at 630a
  
• 16:03:10: Lexington is wet but it's not raining here at the mo
  
• 16:55:19: @yourgirlnxtdoor only 1 bar on the battery but it's still going. my ride home is already at the station in cincinnati!
  
• 16:55:58: @yourgirlnxtdoor my tailbone is awful sore, but otherwise not a bad trip
  
• 16:58:33: @cowlovely owls are definitely cute!
  
• 17:15:26: i'm back #Ohio! just crossed the river
  
• 17:16:12: @yourgirlnxtdoor about an hour+a half. cant wait to see my cats!
  
• 17:43:36: in the car with @davesib heading home
  
• 17:46:09: @yourgirlnxtdoor last time, 1 of my cats didnt come out to say hi for 8 hours!
  
• 19:28:37: HOME!!!
  

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From Twitter 04-25-2011

• 00:12:06: @yourgirlnxtdoor interesting
  
• 08:10:17: i'm up, awaiting my sister who said she'd stop by on the way to work to say goodbye
  
• 08:30:42: and she's been here & gone! she even put on nail polish while she was here
  
• 09:26:19: a gadget i got at a charity thrift store, new in pkg, is worthless, batteries leaked & ruined it
  
• 09:27:23: i think i should be able to get my money back. they cant sell stuff that doest work, can they?
  
• 09:28:36: the fam's consensus is tho that they wont. they cant check everything, esp stuff in unopened pkgs
  
• 09:30:13: it was prob donated in good faith, & sold to me in good faith, & they couldnt know it was ruined in the pkg
  
• 09:30:51: @dazzleeyes that's a very good point!
  
• 11:47:05: the thrift store did allow me to exchange the $5 gadget. i picked out $4 worth of shirts prepared to call it even
  
• 11:48:17: they even gave my mom the extra $1 off her purchase. good for Mustard Seed Thrift Shop!
  
• 11:49:32: @carissarho hey, they're good stale! slighty crunchy, yum
  
• 12:30:35: it's raining like a sumbich right now! thanx port st lucie for not raining on my vacation until the last day!
  
• 12:31:25: i hear back home they're expecting severe weather :(
  
• 12:32:14: i meant to check online to see if i should pay on my elec bill while i was on vacay but forgot
  
• 12:42:58: i hear the #cincinnati area is aiming to break the record for rainiest April, almost 12" so far this month w/more on the way
  
• 12:45:52: @LukeRomyn that'll break my cobra's heart :(
  
• 12:46:56: @CaressLepore me
  
• 12:50:19: RT @TeachersJourney: America needs a culture that respects education, in which learning is admired, that honors the achievements of educated
  
• 13:06:29: RT @Packard_Sonic: German Playboy Sparks Debate with Turkish Woman's Pix: Nude pix of Turkish-German actress Sila Sahin http://bit.ly/eeDtVQ
  
• 13:27:02: mom & dad get a phenomenal amount of mail. the mail lady once told dad that they are in the top 10 of the 1500 households in this subdiv
  
• 14:02:03: @Packard_Sonic thanx for the article, it was interesting about how nude modeling can be empowering to women.
  
• 14:02:49: ok, twitter, here’s goes my puta into my luggage! i’ll still tweet from my phone
  
• 16:57:08: on board the bus, ready to leave #Florida *sob*
  
• 16:59:16: met a guy boarding here going to Wyoming, a 58hr trip
  
• 17:00:13: bus is not full, i don't have a seatmate
  
• 17:01:11: Goodbye, #PortStLucie! Happy 50th birthday!
  
• 17:02:16: in 1970, the population of #PortStLucie was 330; now it's about 160,000
  
• 17:18:07: @davesib cool, they're warming up to you! the orange & white one?
  
• 17:20:04: #snaptu, the java twitter app i use on this phone, has changed the gui such that if i leave it up, the phone keybrd never locks
  
• 17:25:09: @copperbird7 u tell 'em! i'm not fascinated by the #RoyalWedding but i dont hate it either. i'll watch highlites
  
• 17:26:20: #RoyalWedding dress cant show cleavage and cant bare shoulders. i've lost interest somewhat
  
• 17:27:54: #KateMiddleton is a fantastically beautiful woman! #RoyalWedding
  
• 17:31:17: @Twisiren aw, poor baby. get well soon!
  
• 17:33:34: not true! but let me tell u about MY favorite subjects! RT @GRADually: Deep down everyones favourite subject is themselves.
  
• 17:38:52: @DCdebbie too bad about your sister
  
• 17:45:18: pulled off the hiway at Palm Bay FL. gas here is $3.70
  
• 17:59:34: we're at Melbourne Airport
  
• 18:00:34: @yourgirlnxtdoor glad you're all right!
  
• 18:03:39: RT @JonelB: How Are Mac & PC People Different? [INFOGRAPHIC] http://t.co/nTlKuW7 via @mashabletech @mashable
  
• 18:41:09: @yourgirlnxtdoor so far so good. only 2hrs into it, 22hrs to go. this bus isnt crowded so i can spread out
  
• 18:42:43: @royorbs3 u say ur tired of ufcking nonsense?
  
• 18:44:30: i dont hate it RT @PixieChixie36: Anyone else give a damn about the royal wedding?
  
  No? Me neither.
  
• 18:47:29: @Jillzarin what do you have to say?
  
• 18:48:38: we're in Titusville FL near the Space Center
  
• 18:49:51: @yourgirlnxtdoor right now i'm a little chilly! the ac is on
  
• 19:21:05: just went by the home of Swampy, The World's Largest Alligator
  
• 19:21:49: @royorbs3 oh, my bad, lol
  
• 19:23:31: @octoberthehotti everyone around where i just left was in the $3.85 range so i was surprised to see it so much cheaper
  
• 19:24:20: @yourgirlnxtdoor i wish i had someone to snuggle with but i do have a blankey!
  
• 19:26:48: no breaks since boarding just before 5p. i may have to use the cavern they call the bus' bathroom
  
• 19:27:30: welcome to Bithlo!
  
• 19:31:28: trying to think of a new way to make a living. i wonder if a class to teach seniors how to use the internet would have much value?
  
• 19:32:56: @yourgirlnxtdoor it's been so long, i almost forget! almost
  
• 20:00:04: changing buses in Orlando FL
  
• 20:22:31: @royorbs3 that's my humor, creative misunderstanding, lol
  
• 20:23:21: @EmAgain thanx, i think i'd enjoy that
  
• 20:25:32: well-built young woman on this bus is wearing a top that is a size or two too small. the seams look awful stressed
  
• 20:27:05: boarded bus at #Orlando already, no 1hr layover, still no smoke break since 5p
  
• 20:28:19: i did have a few min to use the restroom at the station
  
• 20:29:19: just as well no smoke break. i'd've had to go thru security to get back in
  
• 20:30:03: no seatmate so far in #Orlando!
  
• 20:34:14: my latest passion for #OCD hoarding is square bottles. i got 2 more in #florida, i'm using them now refilled w/water
  
• 20:36:24: @RobinMeade absolutely! i dont want them to make any comments!
  
• 20:38:28: i dont watch #dwts but i'm glad she's doing well @dazzleeyes RT @QuackityQ: holy hotness #kirstie
  
• 22:08:32: @CherylGallion 2 of my other followees are raving about #Kirstie on #dwts
  
• 22:10:45: we get about a 12min break here in #Ocala
  
• 22:24:37: there's another midnite hippie on this bus, an old guy w/very long silver hair, wearing a leather vest over a t-shirt
  
• 22:28:03: black driver making a yound black man pull his pants up
  
• 22:29:11: gas is $3.77 here. next stop is Tifton GA in 3 hours
  
• 22:30:20: my mom packed me a sandwich. at our age.
  
• 22:51:38: @davesib ouch. yesterday i thot florida prices matched ohio's but once i started heading north, i noticed the 20c diff everywhere
  
• 22:52:50: @davesib Miki is really only 12lbs, ave for a house cat. Shiloh is a little smaller
  
• 22:54:31: @CherylGallion tell me about it! sometimes while watching a show i wish i'd taken notes!
  

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From Twitter 04-24-2011

• 06:24:24: m&d have left for sunrise service, i have the house to myself. i thot i'd walk out for coffee...but it's raining
  
• 06:25:50: weather forecasters are no better here in #Florida! i heard no predictions for rain today, my last full day here
  
• 07:04:59: @HereticChick like a true Ohioan, i do enjoy rain. i'm standing here watching sandhill cranes walking by!
  
• 07:05:41: @HereticChick it's been above 85degF every day i've been here!
  
• 07:21:24: @sassycass13 same to you!
  
• 07:29:48: @HairySucker good morning!
  
• 07:30:51: @MzStarrBurst awoken?
  
• 07:32:33: @Mrs_Skwirl42 whatever happened to Mr @Skwirl42?
  
• 07:38:01: @MzStarrBurst heck, i dont know!
  
• 07:39:41: lol RT @StacySnook: I wish there were a non spilly way to drink coffee while laying on the couch.
  
• 07:42:29: RT @Prince_Chaarab7: Happy Ishtar Day. LMAO. I hope you all have fun worshipping her and hunting for her egg. #wakeup Shalawam Yasharahla!
  
• 07:44:23: @MzStarrBurst lol learn english now that you've mastered spanish?
  
• 07:46:14: @MzStarrBurst my, you're industrious this morning! i didnt have the energy to look it up. that's a great sample sentence too!
  
• 07:47:43: @Mrs_Skwirl42 ah, good. when he last tweeted he was sick! say hi for me!
  
• 07:50:49: @MzStarrBurst is twitter putting my location on my tweets? today's the last day of my #Florida vacation :(
  
• 07:51:43: @Jenn4Laughs that's me! morning to you too!
  
• 07:58:10: oh, lol RT @MzStarrBurst: @DyNama JenniferAnistan
  
• 07:59:10: RT @DrTwittenheimer: When people unfollow me, I just assume it's because they're stupid.
  
• 08:02:16: RT @DrTwittenheimer: Saying "easier said than done" is equally easily said as done.
  
• 08:04:36: RT @ShortyMcStompy: RT @mattwhatsit: I see Wayne Rooney has joined Twitter. This should be like watching a seal work a Rubik's Cube.
  
• 08:05:42: ur the first person to react to it! RT @MzStarrBurst: @DyNama JenniferAnistan
  
• 08:18:15: the parents return home more than 2hrs early!
  
• 08:19:29: @QuackityQ aint nothing like the real thing, baby!
  
• 08:32:21: @yourgirlnxtdoor pleasant dreams...
  
• 08:36:03: omg! RT @santasdevil: My Easter always ends like this... # #happyeaster http://moby.to/87pxw7
  
• 09:13:26: RT @p2fan: RT @Sparty1216: Teachers retiring at high rate, many because of collective bargaining changes http://bit.ly/h8trXk #1u #wiuni ...
  
• 09:19:18: my parents dont recall us kids being any more “energetic” after easter or halloween candy, or any less on non-candy days
  
• 09:56:44: yest i scrubbed the cat piss off my luggage to prepare to pack, let it outside to dry in the hot florida sun
  
• 09:57:51: if i hadnt brot them in last night, they'd've got rained on this morn & have to dry all over again
  
• 10:52:22: @CherylGallion i used Dawn detergent and lathered it up good. at least it doesnt feel oily any more
  
• 10:54:44: had a talk with my soon-to-be 79yr old father about what to do if (when) "something happens to him"
  
• 10:56:21: RT @OTOOLEFAN: The same people who think we're a Christian nation are the same ones who think Jesus was White.
  
• 10:59:40: (don't tell my parents but i've been downloading porn the whole time i've been here visiting them!)
  
• 11:00:45: oh me too! RT @HollyMarieMing: Man I'm a serious french toast lover!!!!
  
• 11:02:27: @GreenGoddessVV i'm sure she's nice & all, but all she's doing now is healing
  
• 12:21:41: @yourgirlnxtdoor nope. he seems to be in good shape, tho, no major complaints. sometimes i think he's in better health than i am :(
  
• 12:22:47: @yourgirlnxtdoor i told myself at first that it was just to try out his wi-fi!
  
• 14:04:56: @Mrs_Skwirl42 aw, too bad. get well soon!
  
• 14:07:36: @LindaKennero dont go!
  
• 19:07:06: we've just been sitting around most of the day, till about 4p when we went for a ride
  
• 19:12:34: every monk & nun that has ever been has wasted their life
  
• 19:51:19: she puts the "god" in "godzilla"
  
• 20:57:05: @yourgirlnxtdoor you're a natural blonde that darkens your hair?
  
• 22:30:54: @yourgirlnxtdoor just making sure. most of the women i know who color their hair lighten it. my mother's been a bottle blonde for years
  
• 22:32:54: @yourgirlnxtdoor but i tend to like brunettes, i like being a brunette myself
  

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From Twitter 04-23-2011

• 00:36:14: didnt get to watch Monk repeats tonight cuz there wasnt a free tv
  
• 00:37:28: #comcast cable went out here 1 night & 1 of their 3 cable boxes never came back on
  
• 01:39:41: #shutup #naturesvalley! "look, hun, i chewed my granola bar into the shape of the mountains!"
  
• 09:30:46: lol! RT @BuckeyeBrian83: dude from work took my Mp3 player to charge it. Gave it back and that dick put Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber on it
  
• 09:36:23: not me! RT @svartling: Is the iPad really the end of PC's? Are we in a Post-PC era? - I think so http://svrt.se/gmqxqz
  
• 09:38:07: @jodotcom have a good time!
  
• 09:46:16: RT @jodotcom: The Public Overwhelmingly Wants It: Why Is Taxing the Rich So Hard? | AlterNet http://bit.ly/ftWPyD //They can buy huge lobby
  
• 09:48:36: @svartling there's a difference betw "apps" and "programs". i still download my email to my computer. i may write short email on my phone...
  
• 09:49:47: @svartling but i want a computer for writing newsletters, & the great american novel
  
• 09:50:54: @svartling (i dont have an iPad or iPhone, in fact i'm one of those Apple Haters)
  
• 09:55:26: exactly! RT @dazzleeyes: Obesity is not simple. You definitely can't fix it by ostracizing and judging the obese.
  
• 10:27:50: @svartling i like having my computing power at home, not be dependent upon being online. i like having my own files at home
  
• 10:30:59: @svartling i'm an AutoCAD draftsman which may be an app/online software some day but i dont see that as being a good thing
  
• 10:35:21: @svartling ultimately the iPad is not a computer just a browser. it is very handy & fun & can do lots but there's still room for PCs
  
• 11:21:19: @svartling i could be wrong as i've never used one. there are umpteen thousand apps but there are millions of programs
  
• 11:28:01: @svartling as far as i know, iPad doesnt do any computing. if u want a survey plat of ur property, u have to find a website that'll do it
  
• 11:29:00: @moore312 u too, & a great weekend!
  
• 12:41:18: RT @KateOH: "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force." Barbie, Toy Story 3. Barbie knows best
  
• 15:04:58: mom & i are out shopping again, an antique mall called Pineapple Patty's
  
• 17:21:12: RT @TheWalkingEye: "I'm not an atheist because I reject god, but because I accept reason, people, and the natural world"- @pzmyers
  
• 17:26:36: @CuteEyeGirl1980 i wonder that! & why dont they put "doesnt protect against foot odor" too?
  
• 18:20:01: on us 1 & kitterman (@ St Lucie Draft House) http://4sq.com/gJX9t3
  
• 19:26:39: pretty quick send-off visit at a restaurant from my sister, bro-in-law, niece, & grand-nephew :(
  
• 19:27:39: glad i had that afternoon visit, otherwise i wouldnt have had much time w/her & her family
  
• 23:01:30: RT @bevelz: @48hours In tears! Shocking that he lost 18 years. The prosecutor should be on trial. The way he handled the case was criminal.
  
• 23:04:09: RT @rizingstar: #48Hours fans who like tonights episode should read Actual Innocence. Wonderful read on the Innocence Project. Filled with o
  
• 23:05:06: RT @Josh_Lacy: RT @MBAtoRN: Anthony Graves, story. Wow. Yes, the state of TX should compensate him. #48Hours @48hours
  
• 23:08:59: RT @fowardmotion77: RT @getyoazzrode: #48hours hell yeah he should be compensated! Tf?! Shame on Texas #wityocheapass
  
• 23:10:11: RT @ProfessorHooch: @48hours he most certainly does deserve to be compensated my uncle Anthony graves is a good man #48hours
  
• 23:13:09: @szirinsky just cuz of a "wording technicality"? they should do what they have to do to get him some compensation #48hours
  
• 23:16:48: @szirinsky good job on the Graves story, this was a good one! #48hours
  
• 23:21:36: RT @ItsRachelZevita: Texas, give Anthony Graves his compensation! Wrongfully imprisoned for 18 years... where is justice for this man? smh.
  
• 23:26:17: RT @tcdusek: @GovernorPerry #48hours. Hope you can do something to correct this injustice.
  
• 23:32:13: @szirinsky i've been surprised at how un-bitter most exhonorated prisoners are #48hours
  
• 23:33:00: RT @annierhino: Just watched the #48hours special on #anthonygraves -gotta love a happy ending! Here's to a #newstart !!
  
• 23:42:07: RT @RichelleCarey: @48hours @szirinsky @dynama I speak Texan. Then get er done. Now! Justice delayed is justice denied.
  
• 23:47:43: gawd you have great hair! RT @iluvsuelyn: "UFCK YOU" http://plixi.com/p/95382308
  
• 23:51:37: never once watched MadTV, maybe i should have cuz #SNL isnt very funny RT @SimpleeKayla: @brittfromcle2 me too. Mad TV > SNL
  

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From Twitter 04-22-2011

• 07:15:17: i've been awake for a half hour, but it's too early to get up, so i've just been daydreaming
  
• 07:16:38: i went to bed last night at 1245a! i havent gone to bed that early in a long time!
  
• 07:21:18: but i had shorted myself in sleep the night before, and all the late-night talk shows were repeats
  
• 08:57:16: i said it was too early to get up but i didnt expect to fall back asleep for another hour
  
• 09:00:39: old guy on a 3-wheel bike just went by. a voice said "get out of my ufcking way" but i dont think that was old guy, i think it was a horn
  
• 09:02:53: there wasnt anybody in his ufcking way. i think he accidently pressed a button
  
• 09:04:08: if so that's a pretty weird and rude horn
  
• 09:05:21: only 4 more mornings in #florida *sob*
  
• 09:11:59: RT @MadAngel07: If you're Christian - It's Good Friday; If you're not - Happy Earthday!; If you don't care - TGIF! #fb
  
• 09:12:49: @WearingMascara good morning!
  
• 09:15:35: @Taby1974 good luck with that, Tabs!
  
• 09:34:22: only scientists are allowed to label something "junk science"
  
• 09:36:49: don't become a retinolic
  
• 09:41:09: why do they waste time on #americanidol having non-competitors (celebs) sing?
  
• 09:42:21: "nearly died" is a useless concept cuz we cant possibly know how near
  
• 10:04:15: at this mo i have no knowledge of any more plans to see my sister & her family while i'm here
  
• 10:14:10: RT @AliVelshi: IN CASE ANY OF YOU STILL BELIEVE IT...birther claim debunked http://t.co/KzC8DO5 via @cnn #CNN #FB
  
• 10:18:24: RT @mental_floss: According to a very important survey, 74% of American children think chocolate bunnies should be eaten ears first.
  
• 10:21:15: i've seen several animals cross M&D's driveway but that was the 1st snake!
  
• 10:33:09: i was wanting 1 of mom's inhalers. she didnt recall what she (co)paid for it. she asked if i'll pay $10 if that's the co-pay.
  
• 10:34:51: i said probably not. then we get to the pharmacy...and the co-pay is $30! i paid it :(
  
• 10:43:37: RT @wickedlibrarian: To me, "Fiber Plus" just means "You'll be bent over in gaseous pain by afternoon." No thank you, crunchy cereal...
  
• 10:53:49: durn i was trying to remember the name of the serial killer from Washington, convicted in Florida. 2 days later it comes to me
  
• 10:55:48: that was i'd say a 2-ft black snake. he was just mosying along until we both jumped at the sight of each other
  
• 10:57:20: i bot 2 snuffers at the thrift store yest. the ladies there didnt know what they were. ceramic thimbles?
  
• 11:40:06: m&d dropped me off at the bank on their way to church. i'm on my own, having a bit of a walkabout
  
• 12:23:14: RT @Reilly4Sanity: To my religious friends, have a great Good Friday, and to my non-religious friends, have a good great friday
  
• 12:25:58: "Steppin' Out" by Joe Jackson had been stuck in my head for days after i heard the song...
  
• 12:26:53: now Joe Jackson's *other* hit song is stuck in my head, and i havent even heard that one recently!
  
• 12:36:26: @Tim_in_CT COOOLD BEEER and #FF to you too!
  
• 13:33:53: RT @brianbeutler: ZOMG, WE'RE HAVING A DEBT CRISIS!!! (actually we're not) http://bit.ly/hEyjeO complete with charts!
  
• 14:58:42: Just sad. The rich get richer. "In Financial Crisis, No Prosecutions of Top Figures" - http://nyti.ms/e5Txn2
  
• 18:20:34: hey @snaptu, where did the dictionary app go?
  
• 19:54:07: at a thrift store found pkgs of velcro straps, (4) 8" straps for 25c. they were intended for color-coding pill bottles
  
• 19:55:20: this store only had 4 colors, other colors were available once. i got a cpl dollars worth
  
• 19:58:31: RT @ShanaSmiles4You: Ok birthers. Go 2 ur shoebox in ur closet & pull out ur birth cert. If it says certificate of live birth, deport urself
  
• 20:01:16: lol RT @CaroleFrenche: I could never be an #atheist, they talk about #Jesus too much.
  
• 21:00:17: @rage_bot i was that tired yesterday! not so tired today!
  

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From Twitter 04-21-2011

• 05:31:30: i'm up already. going to prayer breakfast with my dad.
  
• 07:41:16: breakfast over, bible study commences
  
• 07:42:34: dad actually told me i could leave! mom has said he's embarrassed by my leaving
  
• 07:47:10: discussion today: john 9:1
  
• 07:55:32: why would anyone believe this felgercarb? it's gibberish to me.
  
• 09:53:06: @skirrid felgercarb is a word from the original Battlestar Galactica tv show ppl used to mean "crap"
  
• 09:55:38: @yourgirlnxtdoor parents have become more religious but they accept me. Mom will send an email asking for prayers but "positive thoughts"...
  
• 09:56:51: @yourgirlnxtdoor from me. my brother was apathetic about religion till he had a child at 35 then suddenly he's a born again baptist
  
• 09:58:33: @yourgirlnxtdoor sister is spiritual but not religious, definitely open to mystical stuff & uncomfortable w/the word "atheist"
  
• 10:00:41: @yourgirlnxtdoor bro & i apparently like arguing, can do it in a not-mean-spirited way for hours (i'm 11months older than he)
  
• 10:01:41: ha! RT @GRADually: 4/20 is National Weed Day, 4/21 is National Random Drug Test Day.
  
• 10:06:00: RT @ebertchicago: Tap water is not "damaged" and claims for Real Water™ are bullshi... scientifically absurd. http://bit.ly/heO17j
  
• 10:09:53: @susanorlean yes, let's talk plea bargain
  
• 10:20:43: @yourgirlnxtdoor i do get some "worry about your eternal soul" stuff but it's ok. i attend prayer brkfst just to do something w/my dad
  
• 10:26:26: @KellyOlexa does it have to stay secret? what if i actually wanted a gps log of where i go and when?
  
• 10:27:58: @yourgirlnxtdoor me too (tho i wont be going to church this sunday). i call it "go along to get along"
  
• 13:02:57: mom drove 4mi past the place we were looking for!
  
• 14:42:22: after stopping for ice cream, we're now at our 2nd thrift shop of the day
  
• 15:38:19: @davesib hi Dave! heading home on Mon. how's the kitties?
  
• 15:48:10: RT @EricBoehlert: RW media say NOBODY should peddle (dopey) Trig birth conspiracy but EVERYONE should peddle (dopey) Obama birth conspiracy
  
• 16:06:22: @davesib ok. still raining? tornadoes last night?
  
• 16:07:24: @WhoIsDommie @SoopDeVille i'll be that boyfriend!
  
• 16:09:07: @yourgirlnxtdoor oh yeah!
  
• 16:09:35: @ceebee308 coming thru loud & clear
  
• 16:58:55: @ceebee308 wow, that invention could make you millions!
  
• 17:00:11: @davesib 11yr-old boy next door is supposed to cut it
  
• 17:01:30: RT @TCorp: Calling religious leaders lying piles of steaming manure, is an insult I will not inflict on the fertilizer industry.
  
• 17:03:32: @cowlovely sounds like a good day!
  
• 17:07:15: @Jenn4Laughs howdy! how's your day been?
  
• 17:11:57: @JennyJohnsonHi5 that's outrageous! any jury would be lucky to have you!
  
• 17:12:57: @Jenn4Laughs yay! about time!
  
• 17:34:18: "It's frustrating because the priority isn't there for education." --Principal after laying off teaching assistants
  
• 18:38:42: dinner made by mom was good except for the steamed green beans. i didnt like em, i was even turned off by the color
  
• 21:03:06: i'm at Indian River Community College enjoying a choral performance of Leonard Bernstein music
  
• 23:03:35: @yourgirlnxtdoor get well soon, tweetie! nitey nite
  
• 23:35:59: commercial for #lexis #CThybrid: good-looking car... but it's brown. i cant imagine brown to be a popular color of car
  

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From Twitter 04-20-2011

• 01:23:08: hmmm, the cable box just rebooted all by itself
  
• 01:25:08: the cable box seems to be counting down in hex numbers
  
• 01:26:35: @yourgirlnxtdoor some of my friends say i ruin jokes by analyzing them too much!
  
• 01:28:04: then it counted up in hex numbers, then it literally said "boot", then shut off
  
• 01:33:21: durn it, cable would go out just as #TDS was about to come on!
  
• 01:35:28: wow, i actually got 2 of those Nigerian money emails today, tho these are about Ghana money. that's totally different, right?
  
• 01:38:28: oh-oh, i just noticed comedy channel moved #TDS and #TCR 130a repeats back a half hour
  
• 01:47:06: "In Financial Circles, it's Pretty Well Known That Trump is a Deadbeat" (The Atlantic) http://feedzil.la/g3gaBs--@WillRogersUSA
  
• 01:49:37: @FOX19Sara tornado warning?
  
• 02:03:44: leno, letterman, fallon, all repeats this week. even #TDS and #TCR are repeats. why is this week so special?
  
• 02:32:37: my entire stay here in mid-#Florida has been marked by almost no rain and above-average temps, upper 80s to 90°
  
• 02:34:50: i actually put on pajamas in the middle of the night last night! i got cold, whether cuz of my disease or cuz the ac was set too low idk
  
• 02:35:58: except for that i havent worn any of the pajamas or long pants i brought with me
  
• 02:37:06: i put on pajamas in the middle of the night last night but then sweated for the rest of the night
  
• 03:06:29: i just tripped over mom's stupid glass-top table in the dark while carrying my laptop
  
• 03:07:39: didnt hurt the computer but i cut my hand somehow
  
• 03:09:25: all i hurt was my dignity
  
• 03:12:17: @copperbird7 the last time i did it a few days ago, i hurt my knee, but this time it didnt catch it in the same spot--see i'm klutzy too!
  
• 08:44:42: @yourgirlnxtdoor thanx. like i say, all i hurt was my pride, & cut my finger. even as i was falling down, i was more worried about the puta!
  
• 08:47:48: so my sis has a masters in botany but she works in a jewelry store. she got certified as a gemologist. she's more than a salesperson.
  
• 08:49:13: i have never bot anything from a jewelry store...but i find it hard to care that the sales clerk might actually know anything
  
• 08:51:20: i cant think of any knowledgeable question i might ask the salesclerk if i was shopping for, say, a ring
  
• 08:52:28: in fact, the only criteria i have for buying a ring is whether i like it or not
  
• 08:53:54: my last week here my sister works mon tue thu and fri. next week she just works tue and fri.
  
• 08:56:33: @dazzleeyes that's what i'm wondering, why her store needed a gemologist to sell jewelry!
  
• 08:59:48: @dazzleeyes she does own her own loupe, that little magnifying glass thingy
  
• 09:30:04: @Taby1974 that's my motto!
  
• 09:46:44: so i've actually been getting 1-day cases of pink eye for years. i'll get pus in my eye, put in anti-allergy drops, go to bed & wake up fine
  
• 09:47:54: could it always have been a bacterial infection? can they come & go on their own? am i curing it now for all time?
  
• 09:49:14: i always thot the gunk in my eyes was allergy + eye strain. i even got amber reading glasses, which helped sometimes
  
• 09:50:50: i did just about everything for my eyes except ask anyone who might really know :/
  
• 09:51:38: no eye crusties at all this morn, 1st time in a while
  
• 09:54:39: going on about "knowledgable salespeople". i find even in electronics stores, the salespeople dont usually know what i want to know
  
• 09:56:24: 1 elec chain in my home area brags about knowledgeable salesppl, but i have never bot anything from them
  
• 09:57:51: @LilHappyHeathen got it while visiting the parents, they made me go to the doc, now i have antibiotic eye drops
  
• 09:58:50: @LilHappyHeathen doc diagnosed it as bacterial conjunctivitis, laffed when i wondered if it was allergies
  
• 10:00:30: @LilHappyHeathen those eyedrops, gentimycin, really did clear it up. but i've been getting it for years, now wondering if the bacteria...
  
• 10:01:27: @LilHappyHeathen have been in my eyes for years, & whether i'm finally getting rid of them once & for all...i hope!
  
• 10:04:21: @LilHappyHeathen once i used allery drops an hour later used some more of a diff brand, they reacted & i had a huge glob of stuff in my eye!
  
• 11:01:48: this is the wrong walmart (@ Walmart) http://4sq.com/heGXXR
  
• 11:05:17: @LilHappyHeathen ouch, that's too bad. do the wipes help him avoid episodes, or does he still get them?
  
• 11:10:24: beautiful florida ladies are out today! wow!
  
• 12:48:56: @DCdebbie congrats to ur sister too!
  
• 12:50:26: @noudles04 cool, i didnt know there were gyro restaurants! i have to wait for the Highland Co Fair for a gyro!
  
• 12:53:34: RT @CaressLepore: <=== has a paralyzing fear of butterflies and midgets. // ouch!
  
• 12:55:26: aint that the truth! RT @CaressLepore: @Leci_83 Twitter has turned into The View with a million people talking at once
  
• 13:01:04: @MeganVStefan i hope #Ohio gets all the crappy weather out of the way while i'm vacationing in #Florida!
  
• 13:04:52: @dougiemac i just did #Arbys
  
• 13:05:33: @PickledLlama Hooray!!!
  
• 13:09:18: RT @GreenGoddessVV: Today marks the 12th Anniv of Columbine. Yet few know the real story and the basement tapes have never been released
  
• 13:10:03: @GreenGoddessVV there's stuff most of us don't know?
  
• 13:11:57: @jillhanner sounds yummy! even *with* gluten!
  
• 13:21:48: good article RT @cowlovely: Columbine - why they did it! So interesting http://www.slate.com/id/2099203/
  
• 13:23:59: @GreenGoddessVV i had no idea, i thot it was all out there. wasnt there a "definitive" book a few years ago? by Cullen. i havent read it
  
• 13:25:50: @Reilly4Sanity you're good to go! #HitIt!
  
• 13:26:30: @jillhanner still sounds yummy!
  
• 13:31:43: @Rock_Oholic why u crying?
  
• 13:33:03: @cowlovely that word psychopath gets bandied around a lot so it's refreshing to hear it used professionally
  
• 13:34:36: not a fan of either RT @Favstar: I'm sure you'll all be very interested to hear that @LadyGaga now has more followers than @JustinBieber
  
• 13:36:47: @RealMissKYusa H A P P Y _ B I R T H D A Y !
  
• 13:38:18: @HairyJew4Life @antitheistangie guffaw! i get it!
  
• 13:39:51: @cowlovely we will see! she's definitely cold & calculating
  
• 13:41:39: @GreenGoddessVV no, MSM got stuck on Trenchcoat Maffia
  
• 13:42:59: @cowlovely luckily he was incompetent
  
• 13:44:38: @GreenGoddessVV if more guns made us safer, we should be the safest country on earth!
  
• 13:45:38: had lunch at #Arbys, a couple there was signing
  
• 13:46:03: @CaroWozniacki good win!
  
• 13:48:01: "You can't fight here! This is the War Room!" --from Dr Strangelove
  
• 13:49:30: @GreenGoddessVV oh-oh, i have Capitalism: A Love Story on my watch list
  
• 13:51:01: @dougiemac never been there. what kind of food do they have? sounds like Cajan.
  
• 13:52:27: lol RT @HindSight5050: I bet dinosaurs would be pretty psyched to know what they're worth nowadays.
  
• 13:53:38: oh me too! RT @HindSight5050: I hope there is a special area of hell reserved for people who write really awful radio commercials.
  
• 13:54:52: @GreenGoddessVV i've seen it twice! love it!
  
• 13:56:29: @GreenGoddessVV when Chas Ferguson accepted the Oscar, he reminded us that even now no one's gone to jail for trashing the world economy
  
• 13:57:40: @brittfromcle2 u mean like a remote desert island?
  
• 14:00:02: no Oxford comma *sob*RT @OfficialSkynet: Skynet has taken over. I have thrown out grammar, proper spelling and punctuation. #EarthIsScrewed!
  
• 14:01:22: really! RT @kimshannon: Pro secret: Nobody actually LIKES tequila... we just accept it as a part of life, like HPV and chlamydia.
  
• 14:01:48: @GreenGoddessVV ouch :(
  
• 14:17:17: just broke open a new #Vicks inhaler & used it, it is Strong! strong camphor! whoa!
  
• 14:19:13: @Rock_Oholic so are you back on twitter? recovering from your illness? get well soon, tweetie!
  
• 14:22:20: my wallpaper at the mo is a pic of #UK pinup #KatiePrice just out shopping, doing ordinary stuff, but showing magnificent #cleavage! *drool*
  
• 15:11:04: @Rock_Oholic nobody, just a new follower
  

• 19:08:30: sitting in the gazebo w/my sis, her husb, daughter, son, daught-in-law, and grandson
  
• 20:38:19: @yourgirlnxtdoor had a great time! just hanging out is my idea of a good visit :)
  
• 20:39:50: @yourgirlnxtdoor the son & daught-in-law werent married yet last time i saw them, & the grandson is from the single daughter
  
• 20:43:51: @lwdgrfx i hate drugs and i hate the "war on drugs" too
  
• 20:45:08: @Spankss cuties!
  
• 20:47:36: ha! RT @fcukologist: @LeeLeePotatoes Roaches were put on this earth solely to keep me out of other people's houses. I'm certain.
  
• 20:50:37: @LibertyBelle4 @p2fan i'll follow!
  
• 20:52:53: @LeeLeePotatoes lmao! have a thing for wasps, eh?
  
• 20:53:45: @Twisiren it's his birthday :(
  
• 20:55:27: @sassycass13 he's a bum!
  
• 20:56:38: @Twisiren agreed. it's time to stop mentioning him
  
• 20:58:11: @p2fan btw what is #p2?
  
• 20:59:09: omg! RT @_DUKES: But why does Stoudemire tweet in the 3rd person? That's probably his enormous penis tweeting for him.
  
• 21:21:45: @sassycass13 go get him!
  
• 22:15:09: @Katie_Ferdinand aw, you unfollowed me :(
  
• 23:35:28: @yourgirlnxtdoor yes, and generally enjoy each other's company. our middle brother is slightly more difficult, he's very religious
  
• 23:37:07: @yourgirlnxtdoor & his wife is hard to get along with too
  
• 23:51:39: sis took me home around 8p cuz she wanted to watch #AmericanIdol!
  

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• 03:53:54: i've taken 4 whizes sincee 244a
  
• 10:27:01: "I'm scared to try ketchup on eggs"--@BuckeyezBest ♦ scared you might like it?
  
• 10:31:15: @HereticChick aw, too bad
  
• 10:33:31: @Misstcalia i dont always put any on but it's good @BuckeyezBest
  
• 10:37:38: today's song stuck in my head: Steppin' Out - Joe Jackson
  
• 10:45:24: @richardroeper you tell 'em! i wish you'd make a cameo on Roger's new show!
  
• 10:53:23: @slackadjuster ok, i'll bite. what's a lot lizard?
  
• 10:55:00: @Misstcalia ketchup on fries is good so i'm sure it's good on mash taters too
  
• 11:10:47: i've smoked 11 packs of cigarettes in 14 days
  
• 11:11:29: @davesib i come home a week from today! how's my kitties doing?
  
• 11:19:35: @Misstcalia i'd like to!
  
• 11:20:43: @Misstcalia but i was pleased to limit it to less than a pack a day
  
• 11:25:12: cool! RT @billiegirltoo: kirstie's foxtrot looked fun, but she needs to work on her toe release and heel leads #dwts
  
• 11:26:10: @Misstcalia uuuh...i'll quit tomorrow.
  
• 12:14:37: watching the HD local channel, i'm surprised & unimpressed at how low the resolution is
  
• 12:16:55: i feel much better today. eyes not a problem, even headache not too bad
  
• 13:25:43: @yourgirlnxtdoor and you! how's your day? regretting not spending it in bed?
  
• 13:27:39: @slackadjuster ha! supply & demand at it's finest!
  
• 13:31:29: @royorbs3 "Sorry, Dave, I cant do that." --Hal9000
  
• 13:33:43: @lovecrissle dark skin is SO pretty! i didnt even know it could be bleached!
  
• 13:40:14: RT @YUCKYBOT: Five Guys french fries comes in two sizes: Regular and Third World Country
  
• 13:52:29: my mother says #RedHat Ladies NEVER have a meeting to which men are invited. no awards, no banquets. hmmm
  
• 14:18:12: @yourgirlnxtdoor not too bad. just sitting around the house, doing nuttin
  
• 16:25:04: we all win! RT @CuteEyeGirl1980: You know what? I don't need to lose weight! I need bigger boobies so that I just appear skinner! #winning
  
• 16:27:10: @briandgregory wow
  
• 16:31:18: @ShortyMcStompy the Boy will enjoy that!
  
• 16:51:15: @yourgirlnxtdoor i'm non-confrontatory too. maybe you settled it once and for all
  
• 16:52:11: @brittfromcle2 ah, you'll be home in a half hour!
  
• 16:56:08: @LeeLeePotatoes @TenaciousTeej you would do that for your tweeple?! admirable!
  
• 20:38:41: @brittfromcle2 i wasnt too far off!
  
• 20:39:31: @LHopeD hi Linda! the Carrie Culberson murder in Blanchester
  
• 20:40:52: M&D went to a church mtg so i decided to walk unannounced to my sister's house!
  
• 20:41:47: 3 to 4 miles is what i'd guess, made it in 40minutes
  
• 20:43:24: i wasnt in good shape for visiting tho, i was a hot sweaty mess! the temp has been above ave my whole stay here
  
• 21:10:37: @Tim_in_CT i just had a Blue Moon! COLD BEER!
  
• 21:48:59: the #att u-verse commercial w/the movie intermission snack characters is pretty funny
  
• 23:33:01: i got to my sister's house around 720p and she drove me home at about 830p
  
• 23:33:35: 1133p #timechk
  
• 23:36:11: @Tim_in_CT no i'm not much of a bar person. i had a COLD BEER at my sister's house!
  
• 23:51:56: #pompanohonda says we're going to like the way they do business. i like the way they make commercials! (shapely spokeswoman!)
  

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